THE <RULES>_
OF THE CLUB
// Read carefully. Ignorance is not a bug, it's a feature we don't support.
// Violations will result in an immediate SIGKILL to your account.
01
// WHAT TO SUBMIT
content_policy.md
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Original Content Only
Do not copy-paste. We run similarity checks against the existing database. Duplicates are flagged as spam.
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Tech & Culture Focus
Valid submissions include: one-liners, startup pivots, hot takes on tech culture, and cynical observations of modern life.
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Strict No-Marketing Policy
If it sounds like an ad, it's gone. No "check out my saas" posts. We want ideas, not pitches.
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02
// POINT ALLOCATION
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const scoringSystem = {
"uniqueness_score": {
range: [1, 10],
description: "AI-evaluated novelty metric"
},
"bonuses": [
{
type: "FIRST_CLAIM",
value: 500,
condition: "Be the first to claim a trending keyword"
},
{
type: "STREAK_MULTIPLIER",
value: 1.5x,
condition: "Submit daily for 7 days"
}
]
};Base Metric
1 - 10 pts
Uniqueness Score
Multiplier
Up to 3.0x
Viral Velocity
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03
// CODE OF CONDUCT
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Zero Tolerance Protocol
> Harassment, hate speech, or targeted attacks will result in an immediate IP ban.
> Gaming the system (vote manipulation, botting) voids all earned points and resets your account to zero.
> We reserve the right to delete any content that lowers the collective IQ of the platform.
Status: Active Monitoring
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04
// TROUBLESHOOTING
system_debug.log
[09:14:02]
ERR_DUPLICATE_IDEA:Idea already claimed
[09:14:05]
ERR_TOO_SHORT:One-liner must be > 3 words
[09:14:42]
ERR_RATE_LIMIT:Slow down, originator
[09:15:00]
SYS_STATUS:Monitoring active _